Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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