You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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