he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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