i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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