i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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