we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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