On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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