This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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