I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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