brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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