R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Randomize
