In the future we'll all be gay
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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