love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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