sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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