did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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