He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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