just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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