So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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