Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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