My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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