Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
