oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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