It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Pants are for mortals
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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