halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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