how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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