Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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