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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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