I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize
