their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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