I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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