I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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