Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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