I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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