how can u be prego again
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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