Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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