What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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