no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
