Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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