is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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