she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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