I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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