How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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