I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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