i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
this just has baby written all over it
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I have post one night stand depression
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