another moral hangover. fuck.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Farmville is her only friend.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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