Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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