I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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