I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
