drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It's rum buckets o'clock
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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