There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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